Embrace the Ordinary - Dynamic Resonance Radio

Just what Cincinnati needs: another boring classic rock radio station.

Dynamic Resonance Radio offers a predictable mix of the usual classic rock suspects from the 60s through the late 80s — just the kind of thing you'd expect from ordinary, uninspired folks like us.

The “It’s All About Us” Section

If you're looking for a clever station bio, you're not going to find one here. Our backstory is about as interesting as an egg salad sandwich. We're unexceptional. But, isn't that what you've really been looking for all along? Something with a matte finish? Something brutally ordinary? Naturally.

We're the cotton briefs of internet radio, an admittedly uninventive bunch. We use the same simple ingredients the other stations use to bake their cakes. That's why our cake tastes a lot like their dirty socks. And that's not all. In addition to sounding criminally similar, Cincinnati classic rock radio stations have a tendency to make bold statements about their imagined greatness. Well, we've got some pretty bold statements of our own to make, mister.

Behold:

We're handsome. The others, truth be told, are an unspeakably hideous lot
We're loaded with gluten, saturated fat, and an obscene amount of sodium
We won't waste your valuable time by steering you to a stupid Facebook page.
You probably already know what the business end of a mercilessly defiled
Port-O-Let® looks and smells like anyway. Why subject you to another?

Underwhelmed? Of course, you are. But, you know what? You're no worse for wear. Celebrate. Grab yourself a sack of Crunchy Flamin' Hot Cheetos®, compliment with a pint of rotgut vodka, and enjoy this mindlessness while you still can. 'Cuz like everything else in life, we're a flash in the pan.

Live and lame - Pranzo con Rocco, Fridays @noon, followed by Dolly @9